Friday, April 5, 2024

HOWJA like to PICK the NOSE of NASTY CORPSES?

Agreed. Very repulsive. But, yet! YeeeeeeHaw, Paw!! This here dang post shall give you plenteee of opportunities to think about narcissistic Satan who has ‘em: fallen souls who were too overcome by the passionate world to give a tactile; then comes along us: muuuuuuuch higher than a low, 10th-degree-black-belt, descending into the Abyss o’Misery which cannot hurt the Holy Ones, or the stimulating stank, searching for CrazzySawce amongst his inflated, inpatient facility ->

Who wouldn’t like to go down the ladder to the netherworld with some karate/aikido/Tae Kwon Do/Jiu Jitsu ... friends sometime? Once per week? Twice? We gotta lotta unruly wildlife in their marooned minds that must have some VitSee ...or they’ll never get Home. Don’tcha love being God’s Emissaries?

Once you descend, however, demonic hordes coming atchoo left-and-write looking for a fight. Seeing as clear-as-day in that darkNdreary realm. Strangulation with nunchucks or escrima sticks (just as lethal in the hands of a psycho ninja - just hit’m to the throat). They’re big? God can make us big plus! invisible. Just say so. Though with a rogue ninja, you might have total psychosis discerning their literal reality. Throwing 5-pointed-stars with precision: you might throw’m so hard, they’d go through several of ‘em. Let’s have contests. Sharp-swords which softly sing. Rescuing only 1 soul per person - they’d climb onto your back. Yet, of course, y’gotta tie their extremities secure: most of ‘em will lie-like-a-rug if not all of ‘em. Figures withe Liar. Just tell’m, ‘wait till we gitta Uppastairs; iffa youse donta like...’ [wait] ‘Shirley youse love d’New Joisey axent...?’ 7thHeaven’s fun nevertheless. Don’t doubt me, dude; better than the flames anyday ->

...then climbing-up the ladder to justly inhabit the exquisite, yet the LIARs baskets shriveling like his dictaphone. So write! Lemme read it Upstairs and see if you wanna downstairs >-

Teen girls first. Then women. Then young men. Then olden dudes. ‘Some are off limits’ -God. Gotcha. As your captain, follow orders ...or you’re outta here. Guess you don’t have the moxie to <LISTEN> which is another reason our society is collapsing.

Q: can God make mistakes? A: never: sHe just lets ‘em suffer for what they’ve caused others to do; now when their time of anguish is finished, sHe shall let ‘em join Her in the vaaast universe. Completely fair: what we give, wiccans, so shall we receive.

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Who you gonna believe now, mortal?

Q: where is El Diablo from?
A: Uranus - very cold, very dark.
Gotcha, ya wee’tard.

Just goto the search box and type:
‘Binding Prayer Against Every Evil’

Most of them in German; just goto
the language you’re most familiar.
I choose MORALITY as mine.

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

j’ever see ‘Breaking-Away’?

How does ‘Breaking-Away’ (a ‘77? flick bout a group-of-us-losers from Indiana who won the college-town-bike-race) apply to U.S. Christians who wanna ‘Break-Away’ from this world? Thank! Gawwwd! we will at the Rapture. Doesn’t matter if sHe ‘takes-Her-own-sweet-time’.
sHe is exactly on time.

Monday, May 20, 2019

See the dandelion seeds in the NE corner?
How they’re basically a weed? How they’re
blowing away to the R, toward 7th Heaven?
Catch the subliminalousity, ya catMANdoo you?

The one who's truly on-fire
 for Jeeee-sis!!

shall never demand their name be known -
like a wee mouse who scurries around
their finite cage to live forever in the eternity
prepared for U.S. withe knowledge YOU!!!
helped prepare the Way for other souls to
achieve immortality!!

MEEKness ain't WEAKness, bro; MEEKness
is realizing our literal co-dependancy on our
Creator as sinfull mortals which I myself am.
To be MEEK, is to know our place before God:
how we get to the Great Beyond; to be proud/
loud is how we descend... yet, always Purgatory
for those who've made a 180° Seventh-Heaven's
your everlasting reward cuzz everyone gets out.

Thus, the earth is so boring now,
going 'round N 'round like a bore
beetle pushing her dung - no end
to the squabbling like turkeys just
waiting to be slaughtered... while
in Heaven-Above, an eternity of
love awaits for those who were
satisfied by what's on their plate.

Again, those who weren't afraid to
give their ALL, we shall go 'round-
N-'round the universe S-L-O-W-L-Y,
leisurely stopping on the earth-like-
planets, riding my bike, being with
sHe and my precious, wonderfull,
beautifull, magnificent Schnauzer,
doing TaiChi, etc... for those who
weren't afraid to deny
materialism and vanity.

Yes, earthling. I had a NDE; I learned
the hard way. So why not teach them
like any decent, sensei would? (I was
almost a first-degree BB in Hawaiian,
Kempo karate... yet, as the years went
on and my SEVEN, HOUR, GREULING
test before you received the fabled BB,
I personally thot of it as pure vanity).

Yo! Earthling! What's the MOST important
objective in our lifelong demise determined
by U.S. ? Achieving Seventh-Heaven in the
Great Beyond. Why? When our eternal soul
leaves our body at death's hour and we rise-
above to meet our Maker, only FOUR, LAST
THINGS remain: death, judgement, Heaven
or Hell according to the deeds wee mortals
have done in our existence finite.

If you're of the RIGHT, you'll see the LIGHT.
Follow that to the Elysian Fields. Let's be
tethered2forever Upstairs.

PROVE! TO! ME! anyone! anywhere! anytime!!
this boring existence is more exciting than 7th
Heaven and I'll gitcha pitcha-O-beer Upstairs,
babe. No charge! I'm buds withe Owner.

If you only knew the total brevity of these pass-
ing days AND how lengthy N widthy eternity is as
we found-out in our accident, you'd change your
MODUS OPERANDI (Latin: moral reasoning) in an
instant:

After His descension
for three days before
Easter, Jesus
went DOWN to
the Abyss o'Misery;
He actually made filthy, stankn
Lucifer BOW!!! to the Trinity!!!
WhahahaWhahaha!!!!
He's like...

                   Yo! Who Bn Charge now, FOOL???
                    
That's the enormous
POW!!er of the One
who I'm 97.79% serving.
Who do YOU serve??
trustNjesus!!!
trustNjesus!!!
trustNjesus!!!

IGNES ALII LEVIS AURAE LOCUM TENET SI CUM ADORE
MEO COMPARENTUR - Latin: the fires of earth are cooler
than hellfire ...jussayn...

Me? Lil ol me??
I'm nthn but a teeny-weeny-atom
at the foot of the Cross...
but, yet, what a nuclear explosion
to those who are at a loss.

Jesus' Rules ain't crippling, humanity.
SIN is crippling. Everybody! EVERYBODY!
has Free Will, o'BOMBa. Better repent, Pops,
or I fear for your soul. Who's condemning??
I want you to repent and join me in Heaven.

JUDICIUM DURISSIMUM
HIS QUI PRAESUNT FIET
(Latin: a most severe Judgement
shall be for them who bear rule).

Make a stand.
Stand thy ground.
Speak-up, bro.
Never back down

Ponder, America, o'yonder -
the Elysian Fields past this
mortal lifetime: see the Abyss
o'Misery o'er the Precepice??
What does Hell yield?? the fruit
o'filth fallen for those who refuse to kneel.
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🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️
Lemme propose to you, O gorgeous girl, an
exquisite, explosive, extraordinary opportunity
which you WILL NOT find anywhere but with me
which is completely beyond anything THIS world
has to offer. Would you allow SEVEN thangz in
Seventh-Heaven just between us?

1. Feeding you BIG, FAT, JUICY grapes, bombastic
baklava and ostentatious ice cream, leapin' and
dancin-outta-the-bowl to Tchaikovski??
2. Brushing your soft, gorgeous, irresistable hair?
3. Kissing and caressing your adorable feets?
4. Holding hands to be as one?
5. Staring into those priceless, blue eyes?
6. Holding onto our vivid-excesses-forever?
7. Whatever you desire... I'm all yours...

bottomless, boundless, boldness of belief,
'as wide as a church door' -Shakespeare
🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️
JUSTORUM ANIMAE IN MANU DEI SUNT ET
NON TANGENT ILLOS TORMENTUM MORTIS
(Latin: the just man
shall be in everlasting
rememberence)

-the yooNeek, Jesus freek